National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

Old People Day

Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life

Hey gramps it’s old people day let’s go do something

by Conneryjames64 December 5, 2023

National Tall People Day

April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.

Bro it’s national tall people’s day Nayeli owes you a kiss!

It’s national tall people day stay away!

by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

National Sut People’s Face Day

A day where you can go around and punch people face freely

“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!

by handsomegenius February 11, 2023