penis

The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.

"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"

by v-rae October 5, 2006

penis

a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.

Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.

by Sir-sex-a-lot December 12, 2003

Penis

Penis is a male's genitalia

Penis is close to your balls

by theeternalgamerami March 6, 2015

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

Peni

plural of penis, to be used as a plural word

There are many Peni in the audience tonight

by jeffdujon August 11, 2018

Penis

The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!

by MonsterMax December 11, 2010

Penis

Very juicy and can sometimes be small. When it's big it is fun to milk the cum out of

Dude my penis hurts so much i came a ton last night

by Fhvywhigege March 4, 2021