Peenutter

A Peenutter is a guy that goes into a public bathroom to use the urinal and while peeing, moans like he is nutting or ejaculating.

Bob- "Man, i was in the bathroom and this guy came in to take a piss and was moaning like he was getting his dick sucked."

Brett- "Yeah he sounds like a real Peenutter."

by uncommonkamann July 13, 2012

Peezle

(Verb) To assemble a jigsaw puzzle.

Danny likes to peezle on the dining room table.

by jonnykarisma February 16, 2017

peefurbished

Electronics replaced after water damage by begging the company to do it under warranty.

"I thought your phone was broken?"
"It was, but I pleaded with the guy at the store and he replaced it with a peefurbished one!"

by Norm_bone October 28, 2013

Peeze

To sneeze so hard you pee yourself

"ACHHO- oh no"
"Dude did you just peeze yourself?"
"Yeah I just peezed"

by Sugar Mc Cutie April 1, 2015

peenut

in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.

I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.

by homosexuality June 14, 2011

peezy

originated in candada, london ontario.

peezy is the combination of the word peace and easy.

PERSON1:Ayo ill catch you later

PERSON2: Ight peezy.

by Krysi123 March 20, 2009

perzues

An uncommon name . Legends say it is the son of the Greek god ZEUS . HE IS COOL AF. ALSO A BADASS ASSHOLE

Perzues? Omfg!!! He is dope as hell

by GLue-ZILLA May 29, 2017