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chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.
i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
by stackattack January 13, 2011
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Peetza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.
by WoIfie August 15, 2019
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peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme
andy szeto is a peetus
by tony illes March 5, 2008
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Aussie Pretzel

A sexual liaison between multiple women. Usually used to describe a lesbian orgy, it can be used to describe a general one-on-one encounter between two women.
"I'm not going to Wonder Con, because I'm going to the Lakers game with my girlfriends... I don't really care about sports, but I love the pretzels. Particularly, the Aussie Pretzels."
by Wepdiggy April 2, 2010
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Pretzel

The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)

"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
by A Rebecca April 23, 2009
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pretzeled

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
by Some person July 30, 2017
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pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.
Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.
by Danielle January 5, 2005
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