-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC September 11, 2012
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"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
by Garry Larson November 12, 2011
Get the Petting the Dog mug.When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.
by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014
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by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003
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Get the light petting mug.Step 1 for plating option
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
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