purple patch

1. Going through a good period.

The country's economy is going through a purple patch.

by Ben Hollis April 11, 2007

purple patch

A period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual

"Dude, Ugly Dave got laid 3 times this week!, he's defo going through a purple patch!"

by Greenall January 21, 2009

Patch Chaser

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.

Amy really shows her support for the club. All the members ran a train on her. She only fucks club members, she's a patch chaser.

by Sweetie Cakes June 20, 2008

ho-patch

refers to tattoos located on the center lower back (usually on women). See "cum-catcher"

"Check out the ho-patch on that one!"

by santorum May 12, 2006

Survival patch

An small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; Often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.

One can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.

Dean - "It's so damn cold out here, I wish we had some source of warmth."

Isaac - "Hey, grab that shredded weed. I can use my survival patch to make a small fire."

Greg - "This small fabric oval. What does it mean?"

Tom - "It doesn't mean anything sir... It's a survival patch.

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010

Stank Patch

Stank Patch is a very smelly or dirty vagina.

I ain't going to munch on Becky's Rug, she has a real stank patch.

by P-Scrilla July 29, 2016

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020