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part the pink sea like moses 

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.
" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"
Related Words

part-time whore 

A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.
Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend
part-time whore by tja5683 September 16, 2018

Part Time Baller 

Someone who is a baller, but only until their tax refund money runs out.

They usually buy a new car and new things and then lose it all around June.

75% of all car repos are from part time ballers.
Wait til june, that part time baller wont be in the club.
Part Time Baller by SmoothLog February 26, 2020

Part-Tarded 

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded
Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.

part ball 

"im sorry sir you have part ball"

part-time friendship 

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship
vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.