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The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them
Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.
by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017
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Harry Parrot

When a man places his cock and balls on another persons shoulder from behind.
Did you see Frank give Lisa a harry parrot yesterday?
by Slyred April 18, 2008
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captains parrot

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot
dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot
by Tyman March 25, 2008
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pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!
"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
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Pocket Parrot

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"
by gbtj October 25, 2009
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Fast Parrot

It is a discord emoji from the official minecraft server. Many people use this emoji without any context.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Blue:- I'm warning y'all, don't count on him
Blue's cousin:- Fast Parrot
by Intepog May 17, 2021
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Google parrot

A person who resites passages from Google in a condisending way.
Dave and his condisending tone always spreading Google knowledge like a jabbering parrot from his cage. He's such a Google parrot.
by $1400 January 16, 2022
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