Payton

Payton is the greatest woman you’ll ever get to meet. She’s gorgeous, smart, and amazing. If you ever get the chance to meet a Payton, don’t let go of her, cause once she’s gone, she’s gone, and you’ll regret it. She’s one of the nicest people to be around, but if you hurt someone she loves, she’ll destroy you.

Dude, I fucking love Payton, like so much.

by Heyyoualreadyknowwhoiam August 23, 2018

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Payton

A noble friend that never lets you down, listens to you, and is kind to you. He is also funny.

I knew Payton would come through!

by Ranger2012 March 3, 2015

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

Payton

An athletic girl who loves to do everything. She is very smart and a terrific friend. She is commanly known to be a Temmie in disguise. She is very fun and flexible. She can do many creepy things with her body, but is very popular in school. She is the funniest person you'll ever meet!!!

Payton is crazy!!!

I love Payton!

by CharlotteStegosaurus September 17, 2016

Payton

Payton: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, Paytons are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

A Payton cleared the entire city of fat people.

by MickeyMouse1010101 November 9, 2010

Bill Paxton

1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.

2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"

-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.

by Mdiggity January 2, 2008