Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

Hipster Paintball by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

Redneck Paintball 

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

Redneck Paintball by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

ghetto paintball 

Going up into the orange groves behind or around your house, and proceeding to bean the living shit out of each other with oranges. This is done when the parentals will not let you own a paintball gun at a young age.

Mom: Michael, where is Jeremy and Robert?
Michael: Jeremy is in his room, Robert is still tied to a tree up in the groves from when they where playing ghetto paintball earlier.
Mom: Ghetto paintball? jeeRRREEEMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!

ghetto paintball by wolfsburg February 10, 2008

Mayhem Paintball 

The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.

Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.

Mayhem Paintball by god, watch out! October 10, 2008

Riding Paintball 

Riding in the back of a car.

Guy 1: Were all out seats, looks like your riding paintball.
Guy 2: Damn it.

Riding Paintball by Gray. February 4, 2010

Ana paintball 

Ana paintball (AKA Ana pb) Is a custom gamemode in the popular game ''Overwatch'' Where 2 teams play against each other as the hero ''Ana''
Normally the settings are set so it's one shot, one kill.

''The settings on NA Ana pb servers are so weird!''
''Yea they use big maps way too much, we on EU like smaller maps more''

''I just got a 6K in Ana Paintball''
''Oh damn, did you get potg?''
''Yea I totally carried my team''

Ana paintball by uwuwu March 11, 2018

Organic paintball 

when a girl potato canon's (shoots) her tampon at you.

Hey Jim, how was your date with Sarah?
Ah man, it was great until she tried to play organic paintball!

Organic paintball by Gypsysnshysters July 29, 2020