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mortal pwnage

Mortal Pwnage is the sound that emerges from a victors mouth after annhiliating one's opponent on a FPS game.
You've just creamed your friend sooooo harshly and humiliated him on Halo that you turn round and scream "Morrrrrrrrtalllllllll Pwwwwwnage!" whilst flipping him the finger.
by Gavyn Hughes June 12, 2005
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hardcore pwnage

A HARDER version of pwnage, a word said by no-one other than nerds; Runescapers, World of Warcrafters, anyone that plays multiplayer online games.
"You better watch your mouth, mister, or you're gonna get 100,000 volts of hardcore pwnage coming your way"
by Jopkins June 19, 2008
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SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE

A take on the catch phrase for Rice Krispies cereal "Snap Crackle Pop".

A PWN so easy you can do it while eating your breakfast cereal.

This can also be done by a certain kind of douche-bag that uses bots in online games. Because they can literally be off somewhere eating cereal while PWNing countless enraged noobs.

Syn: SNAP CRACKLE PWN, and SNAP CRACKLE PWND.
Bob- Hey whats wrong with Tom, why is he so pissed off?
Kristie- I guess you didn't notice how you totally PWND him in that poker game yesterday.
Bob- It's not my fault if he can't handle a little SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE. Tom needs to get a life.
by Ace Valentine July 23, 2009
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uber pwnage FTW

What Happens When You Completey PWN the other team in what ever game you're playing, like HALO or COD
Player 1: DUDE!! 15 KILLSTREAK WITH A BALLISTIC KNIFE!
Player 2: HOLY SH#T MULTI KILL WITH A FRAG!!
Player 1: DUDE!! I WENT 42 AND 1!!
Player 2: I WENT 29 AND 0!!!
Both: uber pwnage FTW
by MOT0RBR3ATH November 21, 2010
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Ubber Pwnage

A slightly intese moment of pwnage.
Also refers to owning of chencho's mother
Carlos: papi papi, sabes a quien le penetre el ano ayer?
Luis: La mai de Chencho?
Todos: UBBER PWNAGE!!!
by la mai de chencho April 29, 2009
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severe beatdown edge pwnage

From the game Super Smash Brothers, when you are facing Link in vs mode, and he uses his down and A move right near the edge of the wall, with you right under. You end up falling very fast to your death. See definition of pwn
OMFG I was playing Super Smash Bros and I got severely beatdown edgepwned by Link while I was using Pikachu at 0% health.
by teh_pwnzorz April 18, 2005
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Pure Pwnage

a great series geaturing 4 of the nerdiest canadians ever. or new jerseyans. iunno, but they are nerdy and great. especially fps doug. BOOM HEADSHOT!
jeremy: so like i killed his laser tank with my shock cannon and --

fps doug: im like BOOOOOOM HEADSHOT
by XaRaMF July 20, 2008
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