Heart pumper

A girl/boy who makes your heart pump faster every time you see or talk to her/him. Similar to eye candy. So charming and really good looking that your heart feels as if its pumping a great deal.

John passed by Staci
Staci turned around to her friend Beth and said "John is such a heart pumper!" Beth replied with a wry goofy smile on her face "He really is a heart pumper! So georgus!"

by Anastasia Caraway December 20, 2010

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

cum dumpster pony pumper

another name to insult someone.

americans love to run words together just to make up new slang. your a cum dumpster pony pumper

by 55313 February 20, 2009

pensacola pumper

When a person doesn't shit for days and takes a bunch of laxitives an hour before anal intercourse. When the giver is about to climax, the receiver, having held it in for the entirety of the sexual act finally releases their bowels all over the penis of the giver. The pumping action acts as a suction pumping all the shit out of their ass not unlike an oil pump on a rig. Usually done as a retaliation to unwanted anal entry.

When Sam gave Mary anal, she retaliated with the Pensacola Pumper.

by pumperlover November 19, 2007

Reverberating Penal Pumper

A Reverberating Penal Pumper is a person who with no dought is the dumbest and has the smallest penis then anyone that you may know. They are annoying and most of the time only talk about guys so most likely gay. And or listens to Rap Music. Simptoms may include...

Faggoty remarks like, "NO GUYS!" or, "SUCK MY PRETTY LITTLE DICK!" and "SHUT UP! I'M GONNA GO LOOK UP PORN!"

Repeating quotes from movies, Video games, Lame song lyrics, or Television...
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." or, "FoRizzle My BiDizzle my Shizzle!" and, "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" but of course, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Troy: Hey Ryan, you know you're a faggot, right?
Ryan: Suck my pretty little Dick!
Troy: HaHaHaHa...You're nothing but a Reverberating Penal Pumper!
Ryan: Shut Up! I'm gonna go look up porn!

by Troy Forster July 2, 2008

Double Pumper

During intercourse, when a man is ready to cum, he thrusts his cock deep inside the woman and holds it there while he cums, not moving. As soon as he is done, he continues pumping and his cock spasms a second time.

Last night, when John was having sex with his wife, he held his cock still when he came. As soon as the jism stopped, he continued pumping with his cock spasming again, doing a double pumper.

by Itsjustsillyoleus February 8, 2009

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004