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Pre-order

Refers to somebody of age messaging and chatting up a “minor” and waiting for them to turn of legal age before they fully make a move to them.
I pre-ordered that ting she was too fire not to!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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pre-dibs

They were going to the carnival tomorrow. Shayne called pre-dibs for all the rides.
by KaraSucksss July 3, 2008
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Pre-Pack

Verb: To pack a bowl of marijuana ahead of time so you don't have to worry about doing it when it comes time to get stoned.
You: I feel like getting high, i'm gonna pack a bowl.
Me: Don't even worry about it, i pre-packed one earlier today.
by Zack DeZazzo July 22, 2008
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Pre-Ask

verb: To ask someone a question before asking a question.
"Hey Tommy, can I ask you a question? (the pre-ask) Why is the IT department so cruel? (the real question)"
by JDubs81 June 5, 2009
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Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.
Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.
by SolidFour October 13, 2011
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pre-eat

to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.
Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.

Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.

I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.

I've always been a big pre-eater.
by fleaquita November 14, 2009
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Pre-Nip

an agreement signed before a breast augmentation to ensure that the male buying the boobs gets reimbursed if the relationship ends
Before Marc paid for Nicole's boob job, he made her sign a pre-nip. He wanted to make sure he was getting to use the jugs for his entertainment and only his. If she rolls his ass, he gets the money back.
by Haywood19 November 9, 2010
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