by Kimberly MW March 2, 2007
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Jon: Nah man, I was totally poosauced.
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by sflocal April 27, 2012
Get the poosauced mug.Man, did you see Jack the other day? He must've banked a poupard, cause he was looking beat and he was stanky!
by Phoenix X November 10, 2008
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A cross between a Cougar and a Puma. Generally a woman in her mid-30's to early 40's who acts and dates younger than her own age. Has not had "enhancements" to her look so but is older than the younger Puma's clinging to their 20's.
Jennifer Aniston, girls behaving badly in Las Vegas (like Girls w'kend out), are examples of a "Pougar".
by Deacondawg February 9, 2009
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I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.
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by Daniel Puhnayzee (spelled differently in real life) June 1, 2005
Get the Posag mug.Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.
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