Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Potion swapping

Another word for unprotected sex that has a healing effect and an emphasis on male ejaculating inside of his woman partner.

Gary- You and Daisy were so loud last night. Where you safe by not finishing in her?

Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

Robbie Potion

A legendary and elusive potion with no current means of production, the effects it has on Robbie(y) is horrifying and un-describable. The effects on one not worthy is currently unknown but assumed to be lethal and excruciating.

"Robbie consumed the Robbie potion and mutilated hundreds"

by Bile Titan March 26, 2024

imposter potion

legend says that when the imposter potion is drunk the person grows into an amongus imposter.

Timothy drank imposter potion over the weekend, now he's red and sus

by xxslayer9000xx March 30, 2022

splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night

"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020

Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)

tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"

by Gods Dog July 29, 2021

Robbie potion

The most horrifying thing know to man, it has the power to destroy space and time

You'll know when you took the robbie potion, the world will end

by TheOtakuGod March 26, 2024