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chuckie please

The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.
I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.
by Vagina eater February 11, 2014
mugGet the chuckie pleasemug.

one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
by Interjekt October 26, 2015
mugGet the one pleasemug.

nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
by Woobie June 1, 2005
mugGet the nigga pleasemug.

Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.
"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."
by Frank Caron March 28, 2008
mugGet the Nigel, pleasemug.

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"
by TFE July 26, 2006
mugGet the Ho Pleasemug.

pleased as punch

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”
by momentaralee May 7, 2008
mugGet the pleased as punchmug.

towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.
"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"
by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008
mugGet the towel, please!mug.

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