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help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please
me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc
by Jack156 October 5, 2019
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Mount Pleasant, MI

A lie. Neither mountainous, or pleasant. Just a small town in central Michigan, home to Central Michigan University.

Also known as "Mt. P" by people who can't stand to lie, and many drunk college students.
Where do you live?
Mt. P yo!

They drove through the town, just another Mount Pleasant, MI in their eyes.
by Hottie McHotterson February 24, 2009
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pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!
Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"
by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006
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Pleasure quake

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.
I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.
by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014
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And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)
Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
by KakSoran June 5, 2010
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geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006
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I plead the 5th

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.
Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th
by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018
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