Pinto

Pinto: A word that refers to a pimp who is huge and throws refrigerators who probably has banged your girlfriend with his horse cock

Oh man look at that pinto, better keep ur girlfriends at home

by Ibangedurgirl October 26, 2010

pintochin

Like your average pinto with a dash of chin? It's the perfect amount of actors Chris "Fine" Pine (Blind Dating), Zachary Quinto (Heroes), and Anton Yelchin (Charlie Bartlet). All three of which star in the 2009 Star Trek movie.This threesome of epic proportions brings bromance to a whole new, slightly twisted, level.

wow, i'm so bored... maybe i'll go find some pintochin to put some spice into my life.

by Zach-attack meets Pine-hole October 10, 2009

Pintourchindaña

Ever written an epic fanfiction consisting of an orgy between a select few Star Trek 2009 cast members, but didn't know what to call it? Pintourchindaña is for you! Only the combination of Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Anton Yelchin and Zoe Saldaña could make such a beautiful thing.

Chris Pine: Hey Zach, I really wanna read some cool fanfiction.

Zachary Quinto: Oh, check out this sweet Pintourchindaña I found!

Chris Pine: Pintourchindaña's my fav!

Zachary Quinto: For realsies, babe.

by quivering pine hole October 30, 2009

Pinto bean headass

A guy who looks like a pinto bean

D: Hey who's that pinto bean headass over there?

K: OH that's Brennen Taylor

by HoseokHixtape July 14, 2018

Pinto Tucker

An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.

He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.

"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela

by Daniel Winter June 30, 2004

Pinto

In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.

In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.

by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019

Ford Pinto

1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal

I met this new girl and we might take a

ride in the Ford Pinto soon

by Amxela December 25, 2015