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Picaso

A person looking sexy up to 15 feet away, but only the face is a total mess up close.
Girl, this guy at the other side of the gym was fine as hell with abs to kill, but when I approached him his face made my choke on my gum, Total Picaso.
by PervyCreep July 24, 2011
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Picasshole

A Picasshole is not to be confused with Picasso the well known 20th century artist. Rather, Picasshole is the fecal artist who finger paints on bathroom walls using a palette of colors typically in the light to dark brown range.

One can find such great works of art in Truck Stop bathrooms, Fast Food restaurant bathrooms, and Schoolhouse bathrooms across the world.
While pushing out a turd in a local fast food restaurant bathroom, I couldn't help but notice the marvelous Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

In awe I marveled at the contrast of brown hues, bits of corn, and the overall stench of this fantastic painting.

Mike: Dude! What took you so long in the shitter?

Me: I was admiring a Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

Mike: Did you get a picture? We could sell it on eBay.

Me: Fuck! I didn't think about that. Too late there's a an employee cleaning that shit stain right now.
by Back Door Bandit October 16, 2017
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Picasso

A negative tem referring describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they are not what you expected. (a variation on Monet)
I thought that guy standing at the bar looked really hot but when he turned around... complete Picasso.
by Jeepguy77 December 14, 2008
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picasso

when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.
"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"
by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010
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Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 7, 2005
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Picasso

n. A girl who can be judged like one of Picasso's paintings: she's good from far, but she's far from good. -or- just a girl with a fucked up face.
I saw this girl at this party the other night so I went up to talk to her and it turned out she was a Picasso. I wished I was drunk so I would have an excuse.
by Tony Amato September 27, 2006
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Picadilly schenkfucker

A person of low moral character, a complete bastard or spiteful individual.
That politician...what a picadilly schenkfucker.
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
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