Captain Picard

The captain of the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701D. The best fucking Starfleet captain (next to kirk...duhhh...). Probably the only captain that would be able to face down Captain Kirk and live to tell about it.

(Speaking about First Officer)
Captain Picard: He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
Picard: Mr. Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: to the wedding guests 15 years I've been waiting to say that.

by XxNight_Fury May 15, 2011

Greek Picasso

After a feisty bout of anal intercourse, having the female or bottom flatulate the freshly deposited semen out of a rectum and onto a wall or a canvas creating a spray pattern.

I gave it to her in the balloon-knot, and afterwards she bent over by the wall and made a greek picasso!

by badger80 October 11, 2007

picadilly circus

a circus is another name for a circle (very British.) and Picadilly is a place and a line on the tube in London.

"...funny people in America.."

by killerqueen May 6, 2005

picardia

A meme that is supposed to be ironic bad and funny involving a face with sunglasses smiling and giving the thumbs up meaning it was bad but good.
The face usually has a logo or country flag to represent the meme.

Did you see the communist picardia meme "When you starve your whole population and reduce them to literal cannibalism but it's ok because you sent a dog into space"

by BallMemes December 11, 2017

PICASSO ASS

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

Holy crap! That girls got a picasso ass!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

picasso bra

When a bra is too small for the wearer, making the flesh fall out over the top of the garment and thus making the subject look as if they have four boobs.

"I wear my picasso bra when I want to get laid"
"We need to so shopping, all my bras are picassos."

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

picasso pause

When a person stands still for a moment admiring their own work.

A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.

That guy wouldn't have gotten hurt if he wasn't standing there doind his picasso pause when the building collapsed; Or the burning propane cylinder; or oncoming train; etc.

by S. Friedman November 13, 2005