Passimist

The annoying person sitting on my left.

Person: ugh you're such a passimist
Passimist: what's passimist?
Person: The annoying person sitting on my left.

by Apsyeusj May 1, 2014

Pessilistic

Cross between pessimistic and realistic for situations when things are a bit sad but it’s bound to happen.

“Yeah it’s a bit sad but it’s gonna happen either way” “don’t be so pessilistic!”

by Jdfjejs October 5, 2021

Pestimistic

Having such a distrustful view of life that it becomes harmful for other humans to be in contact with such a person.

He is so pestimistic that he has become toxic for his colleagues.

by CipherGirl April 24, 2023

Pessimissimo

A musical tempo that's too fast for you so you know you're about to mess it up.

Let's try it at 110bpm. 120 is pessimissimo for me.

by Bassman Benny February 7, 2024

Pissimist

Someone who drags down others thoughts.

God Logan is such a pissimist, I never feel like my thoughts are supported anymore.

by CJ26 March 9, 2026

Pessimisisme

Pessimisisme is used when someone is being pessimistic.

"Why is your sentence filled with some much pessimisisme?"

by Moffe July 12, 2025

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.

Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."

by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025