The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

Harry Parrot

When a man places his cock and balls on another persons shoulder from behind.

Did you see Frank give Lisa a harry parrot yesterday?

by Slyred April 18, 2008

captains parrot

when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot

dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot

by Tyman March 25, 2008

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 25, 2009

Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"

Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015