peanutwhale

A sexual act whereby the person (a male) tries to stretch out his penis and bend it backwards to insert it into his own anus. Also known as auto-analingus or self-analingus.

In a fit of sexual homo-erotic frustration, Ethan desperately tried to peanutwhale himself one lonely night.

by Franklyn Furthermarket February 19, 2008

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich

you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie

My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.

by Rachel H June 30, 2008

Bottom Heavy Peanut

A very thicc person with especially wide upper thighs.

Damn, Emma is a real Bottom Heavy Peanut.

by Struggle Snuggle November 19, 2019

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

peanut butter mouth

The delicious treat of eating straight peanut butter with a spoon, knife, or other eating utensil.

I just had a delicious treat of peanut butter mouth.

by Jimbly99 April 8, 2013

peanut log

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.

Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.

by gammarock July 28, 2006

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011