Blow your ass out

To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.

How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?

by mittim80 April 25, 2022

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blew my ass out

a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.

Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!

That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.

by Toddy D December 24, 2008

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Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.

John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

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talking out of your ass

Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.

Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"

Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".

by Alfred Pistachio June 1, 2016

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