Ottered

I was in a conversation about a story and someone asked whether to be flattered or offended. I created ottered.

Person1 - "Did you hear what that story said? "
Person2 -"Yes, I did. Are you flattered or offended?"
Person1 - "I'm feeling rather ottered."

by FansGoPop January 30, 2020

Bullet Otter

A bullet otter is a rock hard stool/poo/shit/crap.

I went for a crap and my ring stung due to a bullet otter!

by BungleBear March 6, 2012

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013

Bloody Otter Pop

When you fuck a girl when she is on her rag and you pull out before you cum. Then you put your cock in her mouth and cum. When you pull out she has blood all over her mouth like she had been eating an Otter Pop.

Yo dude did you see that chick? Looks like she's been eating a Bloody Otter Pop to stay cool.

by Jdogg15 January 10, 2014

flesh outlet

When the participating male creates static friction on a thick rug whilst wearing socks and nothing else, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercross with the participating party(male or female).

Dude last night I left my socks on during sex and accidentally had a flesh outlet! My girl was so pissed!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Team Otters

Otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other.

When you love someone very much you commit to support and hold their hand no matter what. And you'll get through everything and never drift away from each other because you're Team Otters.

Life can be tough, but Team Otters is tougher.

Anna and Scott are Team Otters! They're so lucky to have each other!

by _nabana July 27, 2016

Greer Otter

River otters from Greer, Arizona that are known for raping travelers that fall asleep.

My friend was molested when a Greer Otter mounted itself on his morning wood.

by Agnar January 17, 2017