Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

C’onnie

Keep it solid and stay to herself but she will spank your bitch ass

C’onnie the most solid in the group

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Wooden-Onesie

To be dead inside of a coffin in SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooden-Onesie Ex: She's got nothin on 'er but a wooden-onesie'.

by Little short man December 6, 2022

Armless Legless Onesie

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

by Myka M. November 26, 2018

Sonic Onset Adventure

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad

these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

by sanikdud May 28, 2021

onesie

to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism

...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011