by Chubby dude March 15, 2015
When a man masturbates.
by EldonTKD August 09, 2021
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 09, 2018
"you are so off one's base"
by Get a mug April 06, 2022
to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021