One punch man sucks!
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
A One and Done man is a man who is uninterested in sex and will go one round and stop there. It’s nothing interesting nor passionate. But still pulls women like it’s no ones business, due to his lack of romantic interest.
“I slept with jerry, turns out he was a One and Done Man. Worst sex I’ve ever had but I’m somehow attracted to him even more.”
by Wigglyjigglypiggly January 25, 2022
by hteb78 November 22, 2012
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 04, 2005
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017