God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".
Hey give me money i talk to god!
by Mamao April 04, 2004
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Bob Ross is the omnipotent God
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God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
I'm a Christian. I should obey God.
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a master of all things not on earth

a loser that failed to make things right

a massive robot of the old universe
GOD was once a dog that became a human
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Human: who is that
Person: that’s god
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A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
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