An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.
The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.
by JimmyJay March 23, 2007
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fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum
Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.
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finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
by wake & bake October 24, 2008
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Horrible Shovel Accident

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.
"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."
by PaschaSC June 4, 2007
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full bladder accident

When you had a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore and made you pee yourself
(didn't really happen):I was in the pool for a while and had to pee badly and my friend talked to me for a while and my bladder was bursting my legs were crossed and when my friend stopped talking I got up to use the bathroom and made it but my bladder just couldn't hold anymore and tried to hold long enough to use the toilet but I had a full bladder accident before I could use the bathroom and my bathing suit was soaked in pool water and my pee from my bladder.
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suck dick on accident

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).
Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?
by O O F L O R D January 14, 2018
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