secret office romance

When two people are engaging in 'relations' without their colleagues knowing.

Duncan and Aimee liked to dock outside of work but denied they were having a secret office romance to their colleagues.

by ddodododdahdahdah September 29, 2005

Correction Officer

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

by sglspd22 August 4, 2008

Officer Ricky

An informant, or former correctional officer who poses as a gang affiliated rapper, know to be severely over weight and uses very small words. May be seen thuggin outside duncan donut locations flashing fake jewelery and possibly wearing a wire. Be weary of what you say around these creatures, they are also known to have ex's who do low budget pron flicks.

Fat fucks = officer ricky's
bald with a beard = officer ricky's
C.O's dressing like coke king pins = officer ricky's

by BIG JIGS April 17, 2011

loan officer

1.) A high-school educated former copier or used car salesman who figured out that he could make money for doing very little by acting as a middleman between banks and even less educated customers (borrowers). He or she drives a Porche or BMW, but its leased just like his house. Borrowers will fight tooth and nail over their proposed 1% fee for 2 weeks to a month worth of effort, but have no problem paying their real estate agent 3% for a couple days of local driving and filling out boilerplate forms.

2.) Scapegoats for the major banks and Wall Street money men who actually create the loan programs costing people their homes that you see on TV.

You can find a LO at nearly any after-hour event that contains any two of the following: alcohol, sluts, cocaine, Las Vegas, suckers, bluetooth headsets, yachts, any aspect of society emphasizing appearance over substance.

Even though my local bank branch laughed at me when I asked them, my loan officer buddy Joe was able to get me into a new $800 grand house despite the fact that I have no job, no savings to use as a down payment, my FICO score is negative, I'm on several mandatory sex offender lists, and he knows I plan to cook meth in the garage. But Joe's a fucking douchebag because it turns out he made almost $500 dollars off me.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

office bathroom

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

Office Wife

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.

Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Allison from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.

by goofingoff October 2, 2005

Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004