Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Off The Ice (OFI)

OFI is another way of saying "Chill" as in calm the f**k down, or shut up.

translation: CHILL

"Can you get Off The Ice (OFI) please?!"

Which would translate to: "Can you chill please?!"

by IAMMEI20 February 10, 2014

back off and jack off

When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.

Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.

Why would he back off and jack off???

by Alan Zhu January 25, 2008

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

off-topic-not-off-topic

like, not directly answering questions but still talking about them

Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.

by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020