Love triangle offense

When a player or pimp takes two sisters and turns them against each other by means of seduction or charm.

Nancy was pissed at Danny for breaking her sister Shannons heart and when she tryed to confront him about it he ended up making her fall in love instead of getting defensive he used the love triangle offense.

by Prince Eugene April 9, 2009

Hurry-up Offense

When you have a very limited time to consume large amounts of alcohol and you and/or your crew is successful in getting annihilated drunk in that time frame; usually done in a group setting where the common goal is that of drunken debauchery.

Man, did you hear that bar's happy hour is over at 6:30 now? We were totally caught off guard when we got there at 6. We had to go into the hurry-up offense to get it all in.

by AYM June 30, 2011

no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

by vinny December 20, 2004

Offended on behalf of someone else

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.

American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020

No offense

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

by Wavell September 29, 2008

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

by matt77 May 23, 2007

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.

Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

by kunsky August 21, 2014