numpty 

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

numpty by S Chilton March 2, 2003

numpty 

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

numpty by franky July 11, 2004

numpty 

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

numpty by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

numpty 

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

numpty by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

Numpty 

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.

'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.

Numpty by yes January 14, 2005

numpty 

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

numpty by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty 

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

numpty by barella July 11, 2003