not a mug

1) Some other liquid container, such as a cup.
2) Definitely a mug.
3) A meta-ironic mug design for the urbandictionary mug.

this mug is definitely not a mug. totally.

by dkamais498 July 6, 2018

Not a crip

I'm not a crip, but who's highest up in Anderson county? (Who's the s.c)

Not a crip. WTF though?

by Stiletto~HeatherC June 25, 2019

Not a single fuck

When somebody really just...well, doesn't give a single fuck about what you say or what you do.

When someone gives absolutely zero fucks about anything, a total hardass.

Not a single fuck was given when he got shot in the leg.

When he got knocked the fuck out last night, he got back up, not a single fuck was given

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2019

NOT A SIMP

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN

Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

Not a fun little event

When Wii Sports Club forgets the blue ridge at the top of the spine's box art.

Adam: Hey, have you played Wii Sports Club?
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.

by CombsRKewl September 30, 2020

not a scientist

Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.

"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."

by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020