Norman door

A door where the design tells you to do the opposite of what you´re actually supposed to do.

They should change the pull sign in that Norman door, it´s really frustrating.

by lunarrafa August 21, 2016

Unnoble Norman

When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!

Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.

by kingpryle September 25, 2010

norman helmet

quite similar in practice to Arabian Goggles, the Norman Helmet involves placing one's testicles over another's eyes while the reciever is on his/her back (usually asleep), and the shaft of the penis runs down the length of the receiver's nose, reminiscent of an medieval cranial protection device from the days of yore.

"Jimmy fell asleep first at the sleepover, and so billy gave him a Norman Helmet"
or
"right before i came on yo momma's face, i gave that bitch a phat Norman Helmet"

by alex el maestro October 25, 2006

Super Norman

a cool person.. always there to talk to.. understanding.. loveable!! (HAHA)

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Norman Tebbit

A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.

"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)

"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)

by black flag June 26, 2004

nasty norman

A very ugly craby hairy man.

OOsh Nasty Norman is stinky!

by trumpetcatz August 1, 2003

Naughty Norman

Naughty Norman from fireman sam can only be acquired by setting your radiator on fire. He was born in Africa and he likes to play osetto Corsa on his ps7. Keep him happy by feeding carrots. You can acquire him directly off of the dark web and he is rated 78 in the Pokémon keaferboard

Naughty Norman is sexy.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022