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Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.
Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”
by GP69a October 11, 2025
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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling

The act of shoving live bats up your anus and getting off while they nibble at your insides
BRO I was talking to Trevor and he told me that last night he tried Nocturnal Chasm Nibbling! That’s wild!
by JoeMama7717 January 13, 2026
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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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no nocturnal november

Every November, person who participate it will no longer active at night and they should sleep at night. If someone still awake within sunset to sunrise, they failed the challenge. So then, their sleep quality rise during November.
"Heyya! wanna try No Nocturnal November?"
"Sure, what the challenge to do?"
"You sleep from sunset until you awake at sunrise"
"Alright bet, I accepted the challenge."
by CalamitasLurker November 3, 2025
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nocturnage

A boost of energy at any given point in the night (depending on the individual's weight) forcing one to stay awake hours upon one's own will.
Just as I was about to pass out, my nocturnage kicked in and I went to town!
by schankme November 30, 2011
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