Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014
When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.
by SuiJose February 07, 2022
It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 December 11, 2015
The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 28, 2011
When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.
facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)
by allyandfriends October 29, 2009
When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
by kevmunro February 19, 2015
Forgetting is better than Regretting.
I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.
by SharkGoesMoo January 14, 2018