When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
Get the Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals mug.People think that juggalettes/ ninjettes see also juggalos/ ninjas are just people posing as a nongang. well as a fellow juggalette i can tell you we arent a gang.
we dont kill people and the people that say they kill people in the name of juggalos/ lettes/ icp are obciously whacked!! i mean come on so some people have said juggalos will neva die!! and then shot someone or cut them up. But excuse em wha? have you never heard a christian say "i killed them in the name of jesus"! does that mean we should hate on churchgoers??? maybe...
but what i really want to say is that we are family we arent there to cause bullshit we arent here to fuck with peoples we are here to do what it is we want to fucking do and we actually believe it or not could give two shits about what it is that you think!
&#&**""I pledge allegiance, to the hatchet, of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas, for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with Faygo, and magic neden for all!""**&#&
we dont kill people and the people that say they kill people in the name of juggalos/ lettes/ icp are obciously whacked!! i mean come on so some people have said juggalos will neva die!! and then shot someone or cut them up. But excuse em wha? have you never heard a christian say "i killed them in the name of jesus"! does that mean we should hate on churchgoers??? maybe...
but what i really want to say is that we are family we arent there to cause bullshit we arent here to fuck with peoples we are here to do what it is we want to fucking do and we actually believe it or not could give two shits about what it is that you think!
&#&**""I pledge allegiance, to the hatchet, of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas, for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with Faygo, and magic neden for all!""**&#&
Some examples of juggalos would be Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay. Twiztid. Blaze. Dark Lotus. And there are the female versions know as the Juggalette/ Ninjette. (s)
by **Star** [fellow juggalette] January 26, 2008
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Get the ninjatize mug.Derived from the words ninja and majestic, "ninjestic" is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. If you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically.
If a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. If the paper a friend wrote in study hall before class receives an A, you might tell them that it was ninjestically written.
by ForestNinja October 30, 2008
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by iforgotmyparachute May 22, 2010
Get the Ninjess mug.Ninjatext is text that is the same color as the background it's on. You can only see it if you highlight it. It's really annoying.
People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010
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Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012
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