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needs a link

When you want a boy/girl to be with you but not a boy/girlfriend just friends with benefits.(commonly used by fools)
Yo Harry needs a link get at his snapchat
by BANterguy69 April 18, 2017
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need to rain

Another way of "saying need to mourn" or " need time to mourn", needing time to cry or express a deep sense of sorrow over something serious
"Calling in for work today. A loved one is in is in the hospital and dying. Need to rain."
by scifinotsyfyfan January 13, 2017
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Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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The Big Need

"Baby get over here I'm feeling the Big Need."
by Tele Man May 25, 2012
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