NASCAR

Nascar is just a word that stands for what it is.

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

Bubba : Holy ****!

Johnny: What?!?!?

Bubba: He's making a left turn!

Johnny: Oh man! This is some wacked up ****!

Bubba: **** Nascar

by haydini February 15, 2009

NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!

Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

nascar

1. Non Athletic Sport Centred Around Rednecks

2. NASCAB

3. Neckcar

Any sport with this many derogatory nicknames can't be that good...

by fds May 4, 2004

nascar

fucking redneck krackers that came from small towns racing in the biggest cars they have ever seen in there life.
National
Association
Shitty
Cracker
Assholes
Rednecks

Instead of going to the KKK riot I am goin to fuck my sister and go to a NASCAR race and get drunk and piss on a car.

p.s. Fuck all redneck crakers

by ill will February 16, 2005

NASCAR

A 2 man kegstand in which the gentleman drinking the alcohol props his legs on the shoulders of the tap holder. The holder then must jack off the drinker in an attempt to cause him to ejaculate before he comepletes the kegstand.

I couldn't believe it...Dan NASCAR'd Tony in under 20 seconds. He barely had a chance to drink!!!

by mak-dad January 23, 2011

nascar

to the people who bash nascar id like to see you run 188 laps at talladega at 210 MPH, im sure you nascar bashers wouldnt last 1 lap. you'd flip about 10 times in the air if someone makes a mistake. you think just because you can "control" a car at 30 MPH you think you can control a stock car at 210? and i tell you, stock cars are harder to handle then normal cars and much lighter. i drove a stock car(richard petty driving experience) on a small track and nearly spun out at 50 mph. and rednecks has nothing to do with nascar. maybe it was way back in the 70's but now it's changed. people from all over the world watch nascar and its not a redneck sport. theres drivers from cali and washignton, new york, wisconsin, nevada, every where.

from America to Canada to England to Mexico to Germany to Japan to Australia, you'd be shocked how many people watch nascar. even people of all races not just whites. Nascar is becoming the most popularist sport in the usa. so stop all this bullshit nascar bashing. id like to see the bashers drive for 500 laps at Bristol Motor Speedway.

just give nascar a chance, i hated nascar at one time in my life, saw a race on TV and got hooked.

by nascar - the best sport ever April 19, 2005

nascar

A bunch of idiots going right for way too long. Are you friggin' kidding me? These guys think going in circles makes them look fast? Trying turning right every now and then you flamin' idiots! F1 and the WRC drivers have more skill in their big toe nail than these rednecks!

Let's all get together and drink beer at the Nascar event and look like total retards! MAybe someone will crash so we actually have some art for the living room!

by wade July 5, 2004