New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole

I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING

by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025

evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

New Hampshire

New Hampshire’s a nice place minus the wannabe Massachusetts kids who think they’re affiliated,aka DERRY NH kids,but other then that pretty chill place,not much to do but hangout with your friends drive around and waste gas

New Hampshire’s a nice place, minus the kids who wannabe GDS so bad.

by Bigbrobooka November 25, 2021

New Hampshire

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.

*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*

by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021

New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.

Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?

by BeckyJean 603 August 04, 2022

lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023