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Napoleon Bonaparte. The greatest military leader of all times. A hardworking, intelligent, charismatic, loved, feared, envied and never stopping, never sleeping, simple man who became emperor of France in the early 19th century.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
Building the strongest army of all times, invaded Russia in a desperate attempt to aquire envious and lying Tsar Alexander's respect as a legitimate european Emperor, but failed despite his brilliant military understanding of battle winning and despite the fact that he suceeded in occupying Moscow and all the other cities he had reached, that had simply been evacuated or made useless by the russians, always trying to avoid battles (the russians winning the war by avoiding battle, one might say).
600000 french experienced, valuable soldiers, polish and other french-allied men, freezed, starved, marched and fought to death in an all-swallowing russian winter. But Napoleon, always among his soldiers, and drinking form their same cups and marching through the same mud (at least for a couple of meters), was still regarded as a great charismatic, and nearly mythical, living legend-like leader, worthy to die for and to fight for, even after the russian desaster.
The English Alliance (austria, russia, hannover, prussia) chased Napoleon from power through diplomatic skills, a strong army menacing to invade Paris, fuelling inner french oppositions, and favored by frances general weariness and tiredness of Napoleons restlessness and neverending wars and battles, as victorious they might be.
Napoleon was too much of a great caliber for them. He would definitely be too much of a demanding leader for us, today, because we're all psychology-reading and emotional-values-loving pussies.
May he be an example to all. May he rest in peace in the realm of glory.
by sebsone September 13, 2007
Get the Napoleon mug.Uncontrollably falling into 10-20 minute sleeping spells at inappropriate times. Other symptoms include "the head bob", that can be seen as a student fights an on coming Napolepsy spell, and illegible or missing notes. Most often caused by monotonous drab professors and warm lecture halls.
"Dude bro Chad, can I get the notes from you later."
"Nah, sorry man, I had a hardcore Napolepsy attack."
"I caught a serious case of Napolepsy in ME107 with Lambropoulos this semester."
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Nacola is a girl with a really pretty smile, and many girls want to be her. She can lighten up your day and just talking to her can make your mood change. She is gorgeous even though she doesn't think so, she is amazing, and very intelligent and she is an amazing person to be around everybody needs a Nacola , Nacola is the best girlfriend you can have so if you have her be careful because she is very sensitive . If you have Nacola as an girlfriend don't let her go because if you do it will ruin you.Nacola loves people unless you disrespect her. Nacola is generous, and gorgeous . If you meet a Nacola you are very ,very lucky.
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I wish I was Nacola.
Nacola is very beautiful and all the boys want her.
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The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.
Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.
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