A Myles Murphy is someone who is incredibly strong and sexy and has a very good future in front of him, and not to mention his MASSIVE dick he gots. He’s also a simp even in times he wishes he wasn’t. Myles Murphy also gets good grades and has A bright and successful future in front him
by Ron curtis murphy 3 August 27, 2020
hes a really really cool friend and person and ukelele player and saxophone and electric guitar player who is NOT BAD LOOKING he looks good with his hair up and down regardless of what some other people see he shouldnt care what they think because they are obviously wrong and he should listen to his friend Elsie Kilmer the bass player that he looks good
by Elsiekilmr January 07, 2023
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by Heidndh July 19, 2022
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 08, 2014