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Mustard Mitt 

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
Mustard Mitt by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.
Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

Mustard Plug 

THE HOTTEST BAND THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT ! the sexiest ska music ever!
Hey katie what song do u wanna have sex too?

MR. SMILEY BY MUSTARD PLUG!
Mustard Plug by lizers April 14, 2005

mustard cup 

she takes it in the mustard cup.
mustard cup by Jarred T. April 9, 2007

mustard salad 

the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.

Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.
mustard salad by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009

Mustard Coincidence

A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.

Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV

You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.

This is the Mustard Coincidence.
Mustard Coincidence by c--b April 25, 2010