moscow disease

When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)

that kid has moscow disease.

by futuramaking12 January 11, 2008

Common Misconception

Something commonly misconcepted

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009

Masconomet

A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with.

Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."

Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."

EXAMPLE 2----

Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"

Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."

Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"

Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."

Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."

Kid 2- "Definitely."

by xOxO October 15, 2012

mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.

He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.

by HipNanny April 9, 2011

MIscosy

A word used when caught doing an embarrassing act red handed, to divert the attention of onlookers.

Also makes people believe you don't understand their language and that you are retarded, so that everyone is afraid to say something to you.

Lights go out.
Weird Scandinavian guy starts feeling Hamaad Mustafa up.
Lights return abruptly, revealing the culprit in the act.

Scandinavian guy smiles and says, "Miscosy! Miscosy!"
Hamaad Mustafa, "Fuck my life."

by ShameelM September 23, 2010

moscot

First coined by the legendary Johnson52 circa 2003, it is believed to be a variation of the word "mascot." However, he true definition may never be known unless Johnson52 re-emerges from his exile to fully explain its origins.

who would win in a fist fight (moscot)?

by TheKeeperOfTheSlectedWorks March 4, 2005

Masco

A red brick building where old, sad, and lonely teachers with no life go to yell at kids because they have nothing else to do with their lives. It is also a common belief that most adults in Masco are working for the devil.

For example: Kid: “go to Masco!” Mom: “watch your mouth!”

by Ironsheep January 14, 2018