Munge

a) office subordinate; b) chief deputy in charge of organizing worker safety initiatives; c) fishbowl occupant; d) the person you want to have on your right when playing cards; e) a word that's fun to say in the place of anything

Where's Munge?

Just shut up, you had me at Munge.

We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.

Would you like Munge with that?

I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!

by MicahtheDangerous October 14, 2010

mung

I heard trumpet players in the band refer to this as what remains in the horn after the spit valve has been emptied, i.e. a thin coating of hardened or coagulated saliva that builds up. Could also apply to other brass instruments and woodwinds.

You're getting out of tune. That thing must be filled with mung. You'd better wash it out.

by tralbry October 4, 2011

mung

Any filth or secretion that can be oozed from the body excluding excrement.

You have mung stains in your underwear.

by Julzfin August 12, 2005

mung

the algae, seaweed, and miscellaneous unpleasant plant matter found in lakes or the ocean; a common term among surfers.

Dude, I got mung in my wetsuit while I was out today.

by MrEff May 25, 2007

mung

another word for the flegm left on your teeth when you have gone a long time without oral hygiene.

Jimmy forgot to brush his teeth and got his teeth covered in mung

by Julian Stacey July 18, 2008

mung

The vaginal fluid that comes out of a womans genitals while pregnant.

Pregnant women need to change their underwear often so the Mung won't build up.

by tawm jawnz March 16, 2009

mung

Slang: To destroy someting or screw something up really badly.

"He munged that up pretty good."
"The CD was absolutely munged."

by Eli D September 15, 2005