by adan_man December 26, 2008
by Mr. Winky May 01, 2012
by mikeydollin June 17, 2009
by roisa4ever May 06, 2020
it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 30, 2022
Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 04, 2010
A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
by Megacheese69420 March 06, 2023