mesquitoes

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???

If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

mosquito plant

what you tell your kids if they find your weed(marijuana)in the back yard

dad whats that?? why son it is just a mosquito plant

by Jake Judkins May 25, 2007

Mosquito Bite

1)A female suffering from undersized mammary glands.
2)An irreversible disorder that affects many unlucky women.
3)Small ass boobs; This may correlate with flat asses.
4)DONT MESS WITH DEM EASTFIELD NIGGAZZ...

Blessy Thomas from Mesquite, Texas suffers from mosquito bites.

by Kootchie Patrol December 15, 2008

Mosquito

verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Mosquitoing has also been referred to has vaginal vampiring.

The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to mosquito her to rehydrate myself.

by Softdizzzle December 1, 2009

mosquito

Florida State Bird Nominee

The Florida State Bird should be the mosquito.

by Steve Rayle September 11, 2003

twitch of the misquito

A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.

"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".

by SAT! June 17, 2009

Mosquito

When a woman is on her period and a man uses a straw to suck out the blood.

"man my girl was on her period and i gave her a mosquito, it was great"

by Chandrashekhar Thiyagarajan February 19, 2009