Three minute egg

Refers to an egg that is soft boiled.
An insult used to refer to an individual as being soft, usualy in a physical manor.

A: "Hey Dave i wouldn't piss that dude off if i were you"
B: "naa, he's a three minute egg"

A: "im gonna take your f***ing lips of and show em' to ya"
B: "in ya' dreams ya' three minute egg"

by nomskilight May 23, 2010

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016

Pigeon's Minute

Conducting one's self in a manner that is shameful, disgusting, or below normal standards in a very short amount of time.

Stephanie is going to resemble a blimp because she ate that pizza in a Pigeon's Minute!

by Scout_Productions July 25, 2017

A Kantos Minute

An amount of time, never in the near future, but also very soon. Sometimes will come with a planned day that will be missed. Longer than a New York minute, but shorter than the heat death of the universe. Similar to blizzard's Soontm However far less certain.

We've been waiting for the dundees for a Kantos minute.

by RNGinxed June 6, 2019

525,600 minutes

Number of minutes in a non-leap year. Made famous by Jonathan Larson in his Tony Award winning musical, RENT.

Those past 525,600 minutes went by quickly.

by antiXcore June 10, 2006

ten minutes ago

out of style, passé

that hat is so ten minutes ago.

by kellahinx December 26, 2003

Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.

Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.

by lifeduzt March 11, 2010